Sunday, January 10, 2016

Mainly Mania, 43

(obsession doggerel)

Frogger: ranomania

Was Kermit just a victim of
Miss Piggy’s yearning ways?
Perhaps her ranomania?
Or some related craze?

Whatever. Kermit paid the price
For lily-pad allure.
Whenever Kermit turned around,
He saw there was no cure

For her obsessive pining crush—
For her cupidity.
So he decided he’d become
A frog celebrity.

He had a fear that he’d repeat
His brother’s slip—the same.
He find himself imprisoned in
That stupid Frogger game! 

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