Sunday, January 3, 2016

Mainly Mania, 36

(obsession doggerel)

Hot Times: pyromania

Luanne believed in hobbies dire,
And so she always played with fire.
(She was a pyromaniac.)

She set fires almost everywhere—
At school, at home—she didn’t care.
(She was a pyromaniac.)

At death she knew that she’d go … south—
I heard it from her very mouth.
(She was a pyromaniac.)

She loves hell’s fire (or so I guess):
For her, it is no fiery mess.
(She is a pyromaniac.)

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