Chicken Big, 3

Frightening Doggerel

Caught in the Web: blogoophobia

He kind of liked to read a book—

A magazine was fine.

But blather in those beastly blogs?

It really crossed the line.

Blogs frightened him—and bloggers? Yikes!

He told those whom he knew,

But he found opposition, so

He wondered what to do.

He wanted to convince the rest—

Oh, he was in a fog.

But then a lightbulb flickered on—

Yes, he’d begin a blog!