Thursday, December 31, 2015

Mainly Mania, 33

(obsession doggerel)

Teen-Freak: ephebeomania

Because he was obsessed with teens,
He never thought of what it means.

So with his thumbs he tried to text,
To guess what fashion fad was next.

He dressed the way he saw teens dress—
Though he could never quite impress

The teens themselves. And so his cell
Lay silent. Soon, he wasn't well

And realized this wasn’t great,
Returned to being ninety-eight. 

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