Thursday, December 3, 2015

Mainly Mania, 5

(obsession doggerel)

Boozer: dipsomania

She married him without a hitch—
Our Jill now happy with her Jack.
But he got drunk and called her “Bitch!”
Our Jack—a dipsomaniac.

She took it for a week or two—
But couldn’t stand him, crude and rude,
And so she moved to Waterloo,
Where she, astute, divorced the dude. 

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