Monday, February 29, 2016

Chicken Big, 43

Frightening Doggerel

Dirty Story: rupophobia

She knew her abject fear of dirt
Would one day very badly hurt
Her prospects. So she bought a skirt—

A clean one, but she washed it eight 
More times—just being sure. Her date
That night was very weird—and late

But when he said he hated mess,
She went to buy a wedding dress.
Their life together—great success!

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