Chicken Big, 24

Frightening Doggerel

All Washed Up: loutrophobia

It freaked him out to take a bath—

He feared it all, from splash to wash.

It nearly made him cry, by gosh.

And the result? Well do the math.

His friends soon ditched him, one by one.

His boss informed him, “Man, you stink!”

And soon these factors made him think:

“Is all my social life now done?”

And so he then began to seek

A girl who never bathed at all.

He found her in a donkey stall.

And now they love, they coo, they reek.