Blue about the New: kainophobia
Oh, she was frightened by the new—
Not mildly bothered, nor just blue—
But terrified, yes, through and through.
Her clothing came from ancient days—
As did her meals and all her ways.
Including language—word and phrase.
But then one day she found a guy—
He was as weird—this is no lie.
And then they … oh, we shouldn't pry.
Let's give them both some privacy
(The same we like, both you and me)
To do their thing so happily!