Harry Situation: pogophobia
It seemed so odd that Harry had
A fear of beards. Because his dad
Had grown one (just a foolish fad).
And other figures he admired—
Like Lincoln, who, when he expired,
Was sporting one. (And then Booth fired.)
But lost in the deep wilderness,
Poor Harry couldn’t shave—a mess!
And what was next? No need to guess:
Our Harry loved his hirsute look—
Just trying it was all it took.
He wrote a memoir—awesome book!