Frightening
Doggerel
Lakey
Shaky: limnophobia.
How could
I have a fear of lakes?
It seems
like one of Life’s mistakes.
It’s true
I really love the land
And think
that lakes should all be banned.
Lacustrine
lovers should be shot
(Or locked
away if they are not).
And so I
say, for goodness sakes,
Let’s dry
up all those stupid lakes.
And then I’ll
say good-bye to Fear,
See Loch
Ness Monsters disappear.
A smile
will crease my happy face
As I enjoy
this lake-less place.
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