Monday, February 8, 2016

Chicken Big, 22

Frightening Doggerel

Lakey Shaky: limnophobia.

How could I have a fear of lakes?
It seems like one of Life’s mistakes.

It’s true I really love the land
And think that lakes should all be banned.

Lacustrine lovers should be shot
(Or locked away if they are not).

And so I say, for goodness sakes,
Let’s dry up all those stupid lakes.

And then I’ll say good-bye to Fear,
See Loch Ness Monsters disappear.

A smile will crease my happy face
As I enjoy this lake-less place.

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