Lakey Shaky: limnophobia.
How could I have a fear of lakes?
It seems like one of Life’s mistakes.
It’s true I really love the land
And think that lakes should all be banned.
Lacustrine lovers should be shot
(Or locked away if they are not).
And so I say, for goodness sakes,
Let’s dry up all those stupid lakes.
And then I’ll say good-bye to Fear,
See Loch Ness Monsters disappear.
A smile will crease my happy face
As I enjoy this lake-less place.