Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Chicken Big, 30

Frightening Doggerel

Naked Fear: nudophobia

Okay, so I'm afraid of nudes—
Don't be judgmental, all you dudes.

There's something creepy … human flesh—
’Specially when it's not that fresh.

Like, you know, all that zombie meat—
Not something I would care to eat!

But zombies—even in the dawn—
Are modest—keep their old clothes on!

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