So Fire Me! Pyrophobia
A fireman, Donald feared all fire—
Which seems so odd (and somewhat dire).
His colleagues were alarmed by him—
Were filled, in fact, clear to the brim
With pure disgust, with full disdain.
And then—a fire on Terror Lane!
And Donald said he couldn’t go—
He said that he was sick, you know?
“So fire me!” Smiling. Coffee cup.
And so those firemen lit him up.