Dry Humor: xerophobia
He liked the phrase “a desert rat,”
Decided that was where it’s at.
When he got older, he would go
To live in desert Mexico.
And so he did—but felt such fright
He screamed and trembled through the night.
The dryness simply freaked him out—
He hated cactus, all the drought.
And so he found a lush sea isle,
Where he now lives in grand (damp) style.