Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Chicken Big, 52

Frightening Doggerel

Hairy Situation: trichophobia

He had the oddest fear of all—
Of hair, on person or on doll.

He shaved himself from head to toe,
And—this is no surprise to know—

His school presented that show Hair,
And he was not found anywhere.

The rumor is—a chicken farm,
Where he can cause no careless harm.

For eggs are hairless (chickens, too).
At last! A job that he can do!

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