Chicken Big, 51

Frightening Doggerel

Not So Hot: thermophobia

His fear of heat, his new wife found,

Was just another legal ground

To file for a divorce. He would

Not buy a furnace or buy wood

For their capacious fireplace. She

Was freezing, all year long. The fee

Her lawyer charged seemed fair to her,

So they proceeded (she bought fur

Until it finalized). So bold:
The new wife ditched her hubby—cold.