Clothed in …? Vestiphobia
So ... Adam didn’t care for clothes—
Nor did his Eve (as history knows).
But what about in winter snows?
Yes, dumb, I know, for those two were
In warmer climes. To him and her
No weather made them cry, “Oh, brrrrrrrr!”
The snake, however, was afraid
Of clothing. When they disobeyed,
The snake—much terrified—then made
His plea above: “Expel the two!
They’ve disobeyed! It’s up to You
To stop this ‘clothing’ spreading through
The rest of Eden!” So it was
The creatures stayed unclothed because
That fearful snake does what he does—