The xenophobic Senator
Played often on the common fears
Of every single him and her
Who'd listen. Well, it worked for years.
A UFO appeared one day.
The Senator smelled sure defeat.
It whisked him off—ET’s don't play.
“You've got some aliens to meet,”
They told him. He was mortified.
But there was nothing he could do.
They painted his entire outside,
Displayed him in their Human Zoo.