Chicken Big, 49

Frightening Doggerel

Monster of a Problem: teratophobia

She had a problem, dread and dire,

A problem that was not benign:

A creature that did not like fire,

Created by one Frankenstein.

But Mary Shelley lost that fear—

And celebrated with some wine—

For as you know (oh, did you hear?

’Twas Mary who made Frankenstein.