(A parade of words and phrases eligible for retirement.)
Cold as Hell
So when Hell freezes over, the pundits declare,
Many kinds of bad things will exist everywhere.
Mississippi will vote for a Democrat—wow!
Yes, and Oregon votes for the GOP—now!
And all children will listen to parents again,
And no Congressman, ever, will rail about sin.
In the Super Bowl, Browns! Once again they will reign!
And the Tribe wins the Series! Oh, the end of our pain!
And we all get along—yes, authentically well.
And we all owe it all to a hard-frozen Hell!