Thursday, November 12, 2015

Cavalcade of Cliché, 35



(A parade of words and phrases eligible for retirement.)

Carded

He hoped that he’d be chosen to
Become one of the bards
(The poets that the king preferred) …
It wasn’t in the cards.

He’d hoped that he be chosen to
Maintain the royal yards.
The news came from the palace …
It wasn’t in the cards.

He’d hoped that he’d be chosen to
Become one of the guards.
The news came from the palace …
It wasn’t in the cards.

And so our hero grieved a bit,
Then sent the King regards,
And then our hero built a fire
And burned up all the cards. 

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