Tuesday, December 6, 2016

ZooWeird 6

A doggerel series about odd or little-known animals.

Belgian blue (the super cow): The cattle version of Arnold Schwarzenegger! Contrary to what you may think, these bovine bodybuilders aren't the result of intensive steroid use. Similarly to the featherless chicken, this man-made monstrosity is a prime example of the genetic power that selective breeding holds. (from a website)

A cow that’s ripped! What could be next?
A mouse explains a Shakespeare text?

An ibex earns its Ph.D.?
A Nobel Prize won by a tree?

A goldfish wins Olympic gold?
(The greatest story ever told!)

Oh, look at everything that’s flowed
From breaking the genetic code!

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