A doggerel series about odd or little-known animals.
Belgian blue (the super cow): The cattle version of Arnold Schwarzenegger! Contrary to what you may think, these bovine bodybuilders aren't the result of intensive steroid use. Similarly to the featherless chicken, this man-made monstrosity is a prime example of the genetic power that selective breeding holds. (from a website)
A cow that’s ripped! What could be next?
A mouse explains a Shakespeare text?
An ibex earns its Ph.D.?
A Nobel Prize won by a tree?
A goldfish wins Olympic gold?
(The greatest story ever told!)
Oh, look at everything that’s flowed
From breaking the genetic code!