Thursday, December 22, 2016

ZooWeird 22

A doggerel series about odd or little-known animals.

The featherless chicken is a unique breed of chicken, created by a team of researchers, led by Avigdor Cahaner, at the genetics faculty of the Rehovot Agronomy Institute near Tel Aviv, Israel. Read more:

Chicken 1: “Dude! Where have our feathers up and gone?
I’m feeling cold—a coatless fawn!”

Chicken 2: “Some scientists have messed with us—
Convenience is their goal, I trust.”

Chicken 3: “Oh, yeah, convenience just for them!
The kind of thing we must condemn!”

Chicken 4: “I’m just embarrassed—that’s a fact.
So naked—soon, we’ll be attacked!”

Rooster 1: “I have to say”—his comb he flicks—
“I’m loving all these naked chicks!”

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