(We all dislike/hate certain words and locutions; here are some of mine.)
“Proactive” is just not allowed
Among the now-enlightened crowd.
And you will soon require a shroud
If you employ it. I’ve a plan
To execute a verbal ban.
I call it, simply, Plan of Dan.
It uses electricity
That’s operated cruelly
By someone vicious (yes, like me).
Your mouth will scream, your body shake;
You’ll cry, “There must be some mistake!”
And I'll go boating on a lake.