(We all dislike/hate certain words and locutions; here are some of mine.)
Have a Bad Day
So you told me this morning to “have a nice day,”
And I’ve tried, but I don't really think that I can.
For that saying by now is much more than cliché:
It is time in my view for a government ban.
And the penalty? Harsh! Just as harsh as can be—
And for me such a move is just far past its time.
And so here’s a suggestion, a most strict remedy:
To employ this foul saying’s a capital crime.