Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Words, Words, Twaddle, 9

(We all dislike/hate certain words and locutions; here are some of mine.)

Teeing Off

So, you’re a “mindset” kind of guy?
I somehow knew you that you would be.
So now I really have to try
To use your head for my next tee.

I'll place the ball upon your nose
(While you are lying on your back),
And my wild swing (a golfer knows)
Is sort of like a scythe attack.

My driver as it hits your head—
Will make a THOCK! they’ll hear for miles.
And you, of course, will be near-dead,
Your mindset there in shattered piles. 

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