Words, Words, Twaddle, 13

(We all dislike/hate certain words and locutions; here are some of mine.)

Synergy Bar

I kind of liked it—“synergy”—

At least at first I kind of did.

But then it came to grate on me,

And now I think we should forbid

Its use—except for scientists,

Who need it. But the rest of us?

We don’t. And I will use my fists

Against offenders—and I’ll cuss

A bit while doing so. Perhaps

I’ll even key your precious car.

Or catch your pets in painful traps.

(I know: That’s going much too far.)

But there’s no problem, girls and boys—

There’s such a simple remedy:

Just quit that stupid wordy noise!

And stop the use of “synergy.”