het·ero·nym
Noun: one of two
or more homographs [words that are spelled the same]
that differ in
pronunciation and meaning
(such as a bass voice and bass, a fish)
First Known Use:
circa 1889
43: perfect
If you try to perfect both
yourself and your wife,
It is likely you’ll have a most frustrating life.
For all wives are all perfect—as
you surely know—
And all husbands are not—check their portfolio.
So perfect just yourselves,
all you husbands out there.
It’s a way you can show that you really do care.
But if you must insist on correcting your spouse?
Oh, you soon will be finding a bachelor's house!
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