Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Looks Can Fool You, 35


het·ero·nym

Noun: one of two or more homographs [words that are spelled the same]
that differ in pronunciation and meaning
(such as a bass voice and bass, a fish)
First Known Use: circa 1889

35: lead

Now, take my lead—just use your head:
Some words look just the same, you know.
Confusing? Yes, makes reading slow—
Can poison pleasure—just like lead.

What makes this even worse, of course?
Are other words—like lede and led.
(The guy who did this? Take his head!)
Our language sometimes seems so … coarse!

So what this language really needs?
A conference to decide the way
Some spellings go, some spellings stay.
Let’s all assemble soon—in Leeds.

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