Monday, August 27, 2018

Looks Can Fool You, 41


het·ero·nym

Noun: one of two or more homographs [words that are spelled the same]
that differ in pronunciation and meaning
(such as a bass voice and bass, a fish)
First Known Use: circa 1889

41: object

“Your Honor, I object!”
He cried out in the court.
And I could understand that cry—
For I’d read the report.

It told about an object that
The vile defendant had—
A chainsaw with some DNA—
And human (that is bad).

The jury said, “He’s guilty!” and
The judge’s gavel banged.
And Leatherface—poor Leatherface!—
That chainsaw guy was hanged.

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