Thursday, October 15, 2015

Cavalcade of Cliché, 8

(A parade of words and phrases eligible for retirement.)

Happy, Snappy

You're “happy as a clam,” you say?
I've got some news for you today:

If you are happy as a clam,
I really do not give a damn.

How happy can a small clam be,
Down on the bottom of the sea

Where SpongeBob lives—so many wrongs,
And all those Little Mermaid songs.

I rather live here on the land—
As happy as rubber band,

For when I hear clichés and crap,
I stretch myself—and then I snap!

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