(A parade of words and phrases eligible for retirement.)
When poor Darla (the doe) felt unlovely—unloved—
She decided to alter her luck.
So she pranced through the woods, where she found a sad male,
And then Darla succeeded: She made a quick buck.
Now you tell me the truth—don’t you really prefer
This sweet story of Darla and sex
To some story of Wall Street and trading and such—
All that finance is far too complex!