Random Doggerel, 33

 Brand Names Now Universal, 3

Onesies

I know not much of onesies—I

Have never put one on.

Well not, at least, since infancy—

But those days long are gone.

Okay, I wrestled long ago—

And didn’t have much luck.

Oh, not because of onesies—but

At some sports I just suck.

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