Wednesday, September 5, 2018

Looks Can Fool You, 50

het·ero·nym

Noun: one of two or more homographs [words that are spelled the same]
that differ in pronunciation and meaning
(such as a bass voice and bass, a fish)
First Known Use: circa 1889

50: raven

“I want to raven”—so he said
While he lay, hungry, in his bed.

Outside, a raven heard the man,
And since it was a kind of fan

Of humans (guys like Edgar Poe),
He thought he’d try to help, you know?

And so he tap, tap, tapped upon
The bedroom door—at crack of dawn.

The man in bed was frightened now—
He feared that tapping sound somehow.

And when he opened, looked outside,
He saw—well—something that had died.

The raven left there on the floor
A critter that was nevermore.

The man decided not to eat.
“I think,” he said, “that is no treat.”

And he went on a diet, Yo.
And ravenous? Oh, not no mo’!

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