A doggerel series about the countries of the world.
Sitting there with Aqua Fina
Thinking some ’bout Argentina—
Pampas, horses, and vaqueros—
Wondering: Do they like sparrows?
Nazis hiding from their evils—
Knowing: They are human weevils?
There I prob’ly will not travel—
We get older—lives unravel.
Still … aboard a steed a-gallop--
Thinking I might eat a scallop—
Horse named Silver—like the Ranger’s—
“Do not pull your guns, fool strangers!”
Riding off to the horizon—
Got no signal: Damn Verizon!