Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Looks Can Fool You, 15


het·ero·nym

Noun: one of two or more homographs [words that are spelled the same]
that differ in pronunciation and meaning
(such as a bass voice and bass, a fish)
First Known Use: circa 1889

15: contract

I’d like to see my waist contract
Though that means diet (sigh).
It seems, with age, we all expand,
And so, alas, do I.

I’d like a contract from my birth
That laid out certain terms:
No weight gains in my later years—
And then I’ll feed the worms.

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