Monday, August 20, 2018

Looks Can Fool You, 34


het·ero·nym

Noun: one of two or more homographs [words that are spelled the same]
that differ in pronunciation and meaning
(such as a bass voice and bass, a fish)
First Known Use: circa 1889

34: lather

The lather had so many skills—
He solved the builder’s many ills.

The builder—in a lather, see—
Had promised a delivery

Of work that really wasn’t done.
The owner had a Gatling gun

And said, “You get it done, you creep!
Or off you go to endless sleep!”

The lather stepped into the void—
And helped the builder to avoid

That Gatling sound that rattled so.
The owner smiled—his afterglow—

But grieved he couldn’t use his gun—
He always thought it was such fun.

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