Looks Can Fool You: Introduction

het·ero·nym

Noun: one of two or more homographs [words

that are spelled the same]

that differ in pronunciation and meaning

(such as a bass voice and bass, a fish)

First Known Use: circa 1889

Introduction
(careful: unusual rhythm for me—it’s anapestic: duh-duh-DUH)

In the wild world of words—for each her and each him—

There’s the challenge proposed by the heteronym.

These are words which, we see, look exactly the same—

Like some twins who somehow also share the same name.

Yes, these heteronyms—they are words spelled alike—

But pronounced different ways. (Let’s now all go on strike!)

And so off we now go on a journey (of sorts)

Through these heteronyms—most exciting of sports!

Yes, each heteronym gets a “poem”—its day.

And we’ll try to stay sane as we move on our way.

It’s a dangerous trip, and I’ll make this so plain:

It’s a journey that really might drive you insane!