Looks Can Fool You, 10

het·ero·nym

Noun: one of two or more homographs [words that are spelled the same]

that differ in pronunciation and meaning

(such as a bass voice and bass, a fish)

First Known Use: circa 1889

10: conduct

Oh, he was sure he could conduct.

He looked the part—wild flowing hair.

Baton. Tuxedo. But he sucked.

He had no rhythm—had no flair.

And so he turned to crime instead.

His conduct, reprehensible.

And soon enough, the dude was dead:

The Mob called him "dispensable."