Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Around the World in the Good Ship DOGGEREL, 188

A doggerel series about the countries of the world.

Uruguay.

You see this word when you’re a kid—
It makes you wonder what you did
To earn this quirky thing.

Three u’s in such a little word!
(The strangest thing that I had heard
My life was still in spring.)

In 7th grade I had a class—
Did a report (did more than pass—
I earned a golden ring!)*

I learned of fertile plains down there—
They roll so richly—they don’t care
Who’s queen or king.

They export software (so I’ve read)—
And cannibas (affects your head)—
What comfort it can bring.**

It’s got some bear—some jaguar, too.
(They both have dinner dates—with you.)
(Some pepper adds some zing!)

*I didn’t—but, hey, it rhymes?
**Or so I’ve read.



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