Saturday, December 12, 2015

Mainly Mania, 14



(obsession doggerel)

Ferdinand’s Horns: satyromania

“Yo, Ferdinand, you seem to be
A little horny, dude.
Is there a woman on the earth
Whom you would, like, exclude?”

“Well, maybe that Morticia girl—
From Transylvania?
But maybe not. I suffer from
Satyromania.”

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