Mainly Mania, 11

(obsession doggerel)

Dead On: necromania

The Ghouls were really kind of odd—

Not just a normal family.

They hated salmon, steak, and cod.

Instead they favored what was free—

Like girls and boys and women, men—

Whomever they found lying ’round.

And what they ate? A mortal sin.

Their food was dead—and under ground.

The graveyard was their grocery store—

And also their beloved café.

They ate there every night—such gore!

A very special grim buffet.

There are few families like the Ghouls—

They live in ghoulish little packs.

Oh, do not think the Ghouls are fools—

Instead, they’re necromaniacs.