(A parade of words and phrases eligible
for retirement.)
Happy, Snappy
You're “happy as a clam,” you say?
I've got some news for you today:
If you are happy as a clam,
I really do not give a damn.
How happy can a small clam be,
Down on the bottom of
the sea
Where SpongeBob lives—so many wrongs,
And all those Little Mermaid songs.
I rather live here on the land—
As happy as rubber band,
For when I hear clichés and crap,
I stretch myself—and then I snap!
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