Words, Words, Twaddle

(We all dislike/hate certain words and locutions; here are some of mine.)

1. Infernal Closure

So you're in love with “closure”? Well,

I have a wish for you—

In Hades that will find yourself,

Enclosed inside a zoo,

A zoo where hellish visitors

Will say, “We are not rude,

But we are glad that you have found

Eternal closure, dude.”