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Wayne’s World

Wayne was a little thick upstairs—

And some called him an oaf.

His brain? A mass of sticky dough,

A never-rising loaf. 

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Delores’ Decision

The time arrived—the SAT—

And so, just for the nonce,

Delores figured for the tests

She’d exercise her bonce.^[1]

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[1] Brit slang for head or skull. 1860-65. 

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Jeff’s Rocky Meal

A starving Jeff devoured the rock—

It was uranium—

And had a permanent effect

Inside his cranium.

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George’s iVow

Sick of iPhones and the rest, George

Vowed he would live cell-free.

Friends and neighbors realized that

Bats were in his belfry. 

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Oops

Perhaps I should apologize?

I know I got here late.

But I have limitations, man,

Inside my rocky pate. 

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Sam’s Problem

The women all agreed that Sam
Was just a little dull.
There wasn't too much substance there

Inside sad Sammy’s skull.

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Rhonda’s Regret

When Rhonda climbed the palm tree, she

Began to preen and strut—

Which wasn’t wise because she fell

And cracked her coconut.