Deathwords VII: Daisy, Daisy ...

Deathwords VII: Daisy, Daisy

Daisy Smith and Daisy Jones—oh,

Both of them were crazies:

Soon the Reaper found them both, and

Now they push up daisies. 

Deathwords VI: Sue's Breath

A breathing competition. Sue

Had won it in the past.

But this time in the finals, well,

Poor Susan breathed her last. 

Deathwords V: Bella's Fatal Choice

Once, Bella was dear Casper’s friend—

She loved that shade the most,

But she met Edward Cullen, and

At once gave up the ghost. 

Deathwords IV: Bob's Misfortune

Bob’s Misfortune

Bob loved to play draw poker, so

He made some Vegas trips—

But tried to cheat some gangsters there

And cashed in all his chips.

Titus' Ill Luck

Titus’ Ill Luck

Titus was a clumsy guy—he

Had such rotten luck; it

Turned: He found a milking job, but

Then he kicked the bucket.

Adele's Lament

Adele’s Lament

Adele fell for a fellow—she

Was smitten by his charm.

They looked at rural property,

But then he bought the farm.

In My Yard

In My Yard

I found a tiny magic frog—

And I was really stoked.

I held it in my hand and dreamed,

But then—oh no!—he croaked!